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zebthecat 5:41 Thu Aug 4
Jizz Hornkamp

Read Forest are looking to sign him.
We need to step in for his name alone.

⚒️ 2:39 Fri Aug 5
Re: Jizz Hornkamp

Done deal

deanfergi 2:38 Fri Aug 5
Re: Jizz Hornkamp

I think we should look elsewhere… I hear Spunky Frauhammer is without a club currently…

Dowies Love Child 5:33 Fri Aug 5
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He is a striker who has also spent a bit of time in the back four. So Forest could end up with Jizz all over the park.

Gary Strodders shank 1:54 Fri Aug 5
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Should be captain as hes never lost a toss.

Iron Duke 1:46 Fri Aug 5
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I think these rumours are a bit premature

Matthew Holmes 1:23 Fri Aug 5
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Let's hope this rumour has a Happy Ending

BRANDED 10:22 Thu Aug 4
Re: Jizz Hornkamp

Cum again?

wanstead_hammer 10:07 Thu Aug 4
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He’s only good in short spurts. Tosser.

slartibartfast 10:01 Thu Aug 4
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unlikely to be a clean sheet while he's on the pitch

scott_d 8:17 Thu Aug 4
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I heard he's off to Arsenal to play in goal as they've struggled to find a replacement since Seaman left.

Too Much Too Young 8:13 Thu Aug 4
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Would be a good bukkake up for LB.

Lee Trundle 6:32 Thu Aug 4
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Forest fans must hope they're not spunking their money up the wall with this signing.

goose 6:24 Thu Aug 4
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We tried to sign him but the negotiations got MESSY.

Moncurs Putting Iron 6:20 Thu Aug 4
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We wouldn't get this over the line.

Newcastle and Everton have been EDGING us out of deals lately.

Iron Duke 6:17 Thu Aug 4
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I wonder if he is more of a shooter or a dribbler?

Moncurs Putting Iron 6:15 Thu Aug 4
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I hear he doesn't need much encouragement to get his shot off early.

Lee Trundle 6:13 Thu Aug 4
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Heard he isn't that selfish so he's a teammate's WET DREAM to play alongside.

lab 6:09 Thu Aug 4
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Or a half and half shirt of Pant Jizz

SnarestoneIron 5:57 Thu Aug 4
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What fan is going to want to buy a shirt with jizz all over it???

Lee Trundle 5:54 Thu Aug 4
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If there was ever a thread needed a joe royal SPLAT....

Iron Duke 5:53 Thu Aug 4
Re: Jizz Hornkamp

Cum again?

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